Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret
Tis I, Mandick the titty smithy.
Dick armour was a real thing so getting mad at titty armour is pretty pointless.
Man, if we’re making fun of fictional, perfectly conforming frontal bazonker plating, what makes you think the very real Sir Micro the Compensator is going to get away with his fashion crimes?
It’s functional though. The adrenaline rush from battle sometimes gives you an unwanted boner.
That’s exactly what Sir Micro wants you to think: he had to have this ridiculous obelisk constructed to house the enormous erection he sprouts at the thought of murdering you.
In reality, there is no way you’d actually want your dick to actually be inside that thing in a fight. It’s just a silly protrusion mounted to the practical part of the codpiece that actually protects your junk. It’s an ornament. Any combat boners could be safely contained in the soft layer under it.
